This dude right here is J. B. Remlok, aka me. Pretty handsome, right?
Oh, you can't tell because it's just a silhouette of a man staring pensively toward the sunset? Well, just imagine it's a handsome man staring pensively toward the sunset.
Now that that's settled, what else can I say about myself? Well, I was born out west, grew up out east, and currently live in the middle of absolutely nowhere with a beautiful woman who I once gave a sparkly little pebble to. I operate high-speed heavy equipment for a living, and, in my free time, I like to bash the keys on my keyboard until a story leaks out.
Sure, my name isn't really J. B. Remlok (in the business, we call that a pseudonym), but that doesn't matter. What matters is the stories I tell are genuine. Read one, and you'll have a better idea of who I am than could ever be written in a bio.
At the end of the day, I hope my writing can inspire a soul or two and awaken the child-like wonder buried in all of us.